Dearest, most patient and understanding Villagers,

 It’s off.. not the power, but the plan to turn off the power… apparently… all day we have been waiting… and waiting… then calling and WatsApping to find out what’s occurin’… but, for those of you who may still be wondering, “due to (insert reason) we will not be turning your power off as planned”… may do at later date… expect a letter… yada yada…

Like… whatever…

SSEN – Silly S*ds – Expect Nonsense…

So for those of you who have lost valuable time waiting for nothing whatsoever to happen, I can only apologise on their behalf… if anything interesting does happen in the near future, we will let you know…

Heavy sighs…

Have a whizzo evening!

P